Just realized I'll be 26 in a few weeks and threw up in my mouth a little.

I always get so stoked about new socks 🧦

I believe in people who still use song lyrics as selfie captions supremacy 👑

Why da fuck do i be caring every fuckin time im like "i dont care but" 👀

Nick Jr. OOOOoooo...

An escape room, but you're too dumb to escape so you're just trapped there forever

Hallelujah, Bailey Sarian finally got a new chair 🙌

Gonna create a Spotify playlist named "Songs forbidden by every bar staff ever" and its just gonna be a list of the overused bullshit songs that every drunk person and their Grandma wants to karaoke so we have an archive of what to block from playing on our personal shit 👁👄👁

Half the people with a ton of money are by far the least responsible people ever, who absolutely do not deserve to have a ton of money 😂

euphoria fans had the once-in-a-lifetime chance to choose a couple name for Fezco and Lexi and you went with “Fexi”?! of all things?! not something funny like “Lezco”? or something a lil druggy like “Lexaco”??? not even “Flexi”????? i hate it here, i’m dead serious.

Having a PTSD flashback to the time my mom gave me my first cell phone (her old phone) with a bunch of hilariously inappropriate downloaded ringtones on it, and it went off in the middle of class screaming "YOU'VE GOT MAIL, FATASS!" at full volume in Grade 7

Theresa is out Sept 2nd Listen to ‘More Than It Hurts You’ now. tfb.lnk.to/morethanithurt… Pre-save: tfb.lnk.to/theresa

#FreyaTheWalrus Now they've killed Freya, the gentle walrus who meant no harm to anyone. It's indefensible. Wild animals increasingly have no safe place in this world. Every single person who ignored the warnings should be deeply ashamed. She had her whole life to live.

....They fucking euthanized Freya the walrus 🥺 #FreyaTheWalrus

FINAL SEASON: VOL 1. 2024 #StrangerThings

Been stewing over this news since last night and I hate everything. timcast.com/news/iconic-fe…

Feel fucking gross after finding out Anti-Flag has broken up/ wiped their socials following their lead singer being accused of rape Spending your entire music career being outspoken as fuck and then going dead silent when you're outed is just absolutely fucking bonkers to me

Big Sid energy 💀

when you realize ariana grande is 5’2”her being obsessed with taking others peoples boyfriends makes sense like that is evil gnome behavior

Ariana grande meeting that man’s wife and holding their baby etc while having an affair with him. You’d have to institutionalize me