An incredibly brave woman. A must see documentary

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Me: I hate people coming up and chatting to me in the gym. If anyone dares I’m just going to scowl at them till they go away Woman I haven’t seen for ages comes up and hugs me: “Wow, you’ve got abs of steel” Me: Stay here and say that again for the next half hour

This is the perfect format for a podcast and I’m not even joking

Mum: “There’s a show about the mum of the woman you like” Me: “Can I get a clue?” Mum: “Rita Hayworth” Me: “Who’s the mum of?” Mum: “The lady who does sexual crimes” Me: “…” Me: “You mean Mariska Hargitay” Mum: “Yes” Me: “Her mum was Jayne Mansfield” Mum: “Close enough”

Walking through a park. Group of teenagers hanging around getting slightly aggressive with each other. Boy (to girl): "... AND your mum is gay" (Cue me tensing up ready to say something) Girl: "Yeah and she's got a hot girlfriend unlike you'll ever manage" 1 - O dude.

As the well known saying goes “It’s not Christmas till you’ve got up early and gone to the gym for a really intense workout”

I don't know who I think but already this year I have said to three people I so vaguely know that I couldn't even tell you their name that “we should really hang out some time" WHY do I keep saying this? I don't even want to hang out with myself, let alone people I don't know

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BowTiedMara I was just interviewed on the BBC about this. They asked whether it was a good a advertisement. I said "We are talking about a German crane company on the BBC evening news. I think that question answers itself"!