Unfortunately for my haters I have leveled up once again

actually, life is beautiful and I have time

simulated typing sounds in the background of my AI customer service call

can’t believe I’m reposting a LinkedIn post but this – and hearing "we're a challenger brand" you can create unique work that ALSO addresses modern marketing needs, but few will invest in the process to actually crack that code. lot of low hanging fruit being repackaged.

Severance food idea: perpetuity wings

Pro bike propaganda by me

sometimes the pace of technology freaks me out, other times I get excited about how much faster it lets us prototype and test new ideas

Let’s all agree to turn our phones off silent mode so we can collectively hear how annoying our lives truly are

Imagine being Miyazaki, pouring decades of heart and soul into making this transcendent beautiful tender style of anime, and then seeing it get sloppified by linear algebra

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE I'm hiring a Brand Designer to work with me. The role is part-time, long-term, and I promise it will be a ton of fun. The details are below. To apply, send me an email with a link to your portfolio and the subject: "brand designer"

Tw*tter isn't as fulfilling as it once was for me, so I started 'How Absurd' - a substack exploring the contradictions and connections I was here for anyway First post is up, subscribe and let's be friends over there? Might be making my exit from here substack-proxy.glitch.me/articles/howab…

Excited about this blog from Michelle, super insightful and making me think. → howabsurd.substack.com

Wrote about how constricting car design regulations are expanding the role of typography: substack-proxy.glitch.me/articles/open-…

Practice by Michelle Mattar ↓ practice.inc

everyone’s lying down, ordering takeout, dissociating. the only rebellion left is to feel something unbearable. fall in love. write poetry. believe in God. be cringe. that’s punk now.

QA deserves two rounds: 1 round where you tell developers feedback 1 round where you tell them how amazing they are bc everyone always forgets to do that

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/

Absurd Ideas Vol. 2 is up: - Fashion influencer boxing league - Extreme storms named after historical villains - National memorial for lost AirPods - Marie Kondo for friends you’ve outgrown - Anti-trust funds where family bets against you More here: tinyurl.com/2xn4med5

graphic design is basically just like making fine art but you have to justify every move you make to 26 people for like 6 months

Is design twitter *actually* dead?