Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

MAKE SURE TO WATCH AFTER THE CREDITS #Mandalorian

A minute of silence for all those husbands who believed in their wife saying, “no gifts for Christmas this year”

Dear rest-of-the-world, Stop telling me how to do my job when you haven't seen the inside of a classroom for 25 years. Kind regards.

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

Found one.

I had someone tell me to keep politics out of my lesson and just teach. I teach History. That is like telling a Math teacher to keep numbers out of their lessons or telling an English teacher to keep words out of their lessons.

Top 20 contributors to Josh Hawley. Let's make sure everyone knows their names. Jones Financial Companies Diamond Pet Foods Hunter Engineering Orscheln Group Bayer AG Ozarks Coca-Cola Bottling Russell Stover Candies Tlc Properties Bodley Group Cepia Charles Schwab Corp 1/2

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

No. Pay teachers more!

Truth.

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS: We want to #MakeMoreMST3K, but we need your help to do it. We just launched a Kickstarter campaign for a new season, plus our most ambitious plans yet to keep MST3K going well into the future. makemoremst3k.com

The CDC now recommends that teachers should be paid 800 billion dollars a year.

ABRACALADDER

🤞Please be plane shaped cookies, please be plane shaped cookies… ⁦Orlando International Airport⁩

My son has been sick (not Covid) and shout out to my mom, who loaned us the SAME pot of Vicks she used to use on me growing up. Expiration date 1-87

Had a tough conversation with a constituent about whether the universal pre-K that we’re working to include in the reconciliation package will include snacks.

Gee I sure hope the day I wake up at 4 am to go to the airport isn't the day the FAA's critical Notice to Air Missions system experiences a historic outage. Now to sit down at my gate and read the news