The Oshees

Got this big chalice for my juice. Amen.

This has been a pointless heavy archiving task, but it's been bizarre to hear all these songs me and Michael did as wee guys on amigas. There's hundreds. The singles all had 3 b-sides. All in the time space of a year. Takes me a year to write one song now.

I got a heated desk mat and it is fantastic.

I forgot I'd ordered this until the other day. Happy SAW 2 day.

Bill Lumbergh shouldn't have taken his red swingline stapler.

Can't believe I just saw Cardiacs

Harder Better Faster Bop it!

We've come a long, long way together Through the hard times and the good I have to celebrate you, baby I have to praise you like a shoooooooooe

You can now buy your very own The Shoe™ Built by an idiot (me) Available in both left and right-handed versions.

What's in a The Shoe™? Resistors, capacitors, ICs, potentiometers, fine Italian leather, magic??? Why don't you buy your very own shoe and find out for yourself?

Gary Barlow's son with his work mate Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad.

Oasis are getting back together!!???

Don't mind if I don't

Someone hijacked my twitter account and gave me a blue tick. Does this unlock special powers or just make me an insufferable racist.

Well, well, well... Look who decided to release a new album.

SLIME CITY WINTER Please come and see us. I'll let you touch the shoe.

New Slimes video. Hopefully this helps us get a gig at the Rivoli.

➕➖✖️➗💀 Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far! Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour. youtu.be/VW03_DGFwjs

New Slimes!