Elite snacking.

£110 for me and the bairn at home against Qurabag. Becoming absolutely ridiculous going to watch your team.

Exactly how penalties should be taken. No stutters, no gallops, no hesitation…just fucking wallop it.

Been to a funeral today. Recognised loads of people from the previous service as they were leaving and recognised loads of people from the service after waiting to go in. Fuck sake. Shouldn’t be like this at 41.

Not disappointed or anything at this although don’t expect much from the game. The only thing that’s irritating is having two keepers on the bench, if you’re going to experiment then that place surely could’ve went to a youngster.

Big Nick looks settled and comfortable in that role today. That’s his position, we look better for it too.

Can heavyweights no longer take the L? Fury wasn’t robbed just like Wilder wasn’t, both beaten fair and square.

Good. Hopefully there’s lots more to come.

So how’s that not a foul then?!

No card? Here, get to fuck man. If that was the other way around…

Didn’t deserve a loss there, played well. A few of our players clearly need moved on like but done well overall.

Paul Scholes on the massive increase in Manchester United ticket prices: "£66 for a ticket is ridiculous. If you think of Manchester, there are so many deprived areas and Sir Jim Ratcliffe himself is from Failsworth - which is a deprived area. If you take one kid with you,

Can’t see it being a great atmosphere tonight, preseason friendly vibes… Hope I’m wrong like.

These 5am alarms are a killer when there’s midweek football on, thankfully we eased through. I’d take Chelsea next, think we have a better chance over two legs than we would against Barca.

Just getting home from a ridiculously long day. Up at 3am, work at 4am. Home in time for my nanas funeral. Never known owt like it, great send off.

Rare Saturday off work, managed to get tickets for today too. Hopefully three points, howay!!

As much I can’t stand the kid, this is an unbelievable save. Can’t recall us testing him apart from this, we’re so shit at going forward.

If anyone is seriously considering bidding £80m for Gordon then we have to snap their hands off. Pure dross.

One thing is absolutely clear from yesterday and previous games, we need to shift loads of players. Problems are, who would buy our shite and can you trust our recruitment to replace them after the last time we spent?

Karaoke in the garter yesterday. Fuckkkkk 🫠 Should probably stop drinking.