Oh my god the replies to this. I can't believe it worked. x.com/ScottAukerman/…

What is happening to America? Are we not founded by immigrants, and powered by immigrants? What is this horrible situation and why are we allowing this to continue to go on? This disgusting cabal must be excised like the cancer it is IMMEDIATELY!!! x.com/Alt_FedEmploye…

Congress: “We’re going to need a copy of the President’s tax returns from 2013-2018.” 45: “No, I’m ‘under audit.’ ” Congress: “We didn’t ask you.” 🧾💅🏽

Harvard fencing coach's house sells for almost twice its assessed value. Town assessor notes: "makes no sense." It was bought by a wealthy Maryland businessman whose kid was subsequently accepted to Harvard and joined the fencing team. bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/04/…

it’s bernie’s first friday! 🤗 we’ve been snuggling like this all day every day and it’s the best ever. she sleeps 22 hours a day though so i got a chance to write a little blog post about her first week! go check it out! 🤗🧸💕 bit.ly/2WJck9u

rush.co.uk/blog/short-hai… via Rush Hair & Beauty

Today: BBC dad is hilarious Tomorrow: BBC dad is problematic Sunday: BBC dad is why Trump won Monday: BBC dad was viral marketing for Skype

Your loyalty has not gone unnoticed. x.com/kylegriffin1/s…

Can you believe that w/ all of the problems & difficulties facing the U.S., "President" tRump spent the day playing golf? Worse than ANYONE. x.com/realDonaldTrum…

#MakeDemocracyGreatAgain

Praising neo-Nazis as "some very good people". x.com/mitchellvii/st…

The first Puerto Rican woman in Congress just slammed Trump for being "unpresidential."

Such decency and honest and bravery for this man to speak out about his feelings and regrets in a part of the world so hostile to what he has to say. x.com/VaughnHillyard…

Again. I am not looking for anyone to try and talk me out of loving #TheLastJedi. It's a losing process. You can yell, scream, call me names - I adore the movie. Period. Not up for debate. Also, Porgs. x.com/A1archie/statu…

ME: (being eaten alive) HELP ME! I'M BEING EATEN BY A CROCODILE! GUN EXPERT: Actually, that's an alligator. ME: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GET HELP. GUN EXPERT: ...You can tell by the rounded u-shaped snout.

Lt. Col. Peters: "I support the Second Amendment... I'm a gun owner. I know guns. My family's a gun family going way back. But these weapons - AR-15 and similar weapons - are not for sporting purposes. You don't take them hunting because they're meant to tear bodies apart."

This is some of the crew that worked on #StarWarsRebels over the years. We wanted to thank you for all the support you have given us the last four seasons. Remember my friends, the Force will be with you, always. Now let us begin, again.