If your dog is a 11/10, retweet dis

Do I make a fitness Instagram?

Don’t go out of your way for people who wouldn’t do the same for you

so uh. can life give me a break pls?

Keep up your hard work ethic even when nobody notices it

Be careful who you give your trust to!

Ya boi just got offered a position to personal train on the side of being a drill instructor 😩

Are there any non-cheaters out there? Asking for a friend

I just got a free protein shake because the owners of the place felt bad about asking when I was getting married and learning that I was cheated on. The fitness world is the best

Bunting in to a triple play to lose the game 😕

My dog makes prison shanks, dm if interested

Help my buddy Patt Mankow snag a hot date to prom. All he needs is 500 RT's. Help us out ladies and gentlemen 🙌🙌

When the government shuts down the beef industry and all the local farmers gather for a strike. Patt Mankow

......happy birthday to me?

Let me buy your PS4

I just want to play PS4 all day, what have I done to myself 😕

Why are baseball players so hot??

I bunted in to a triple play to lose the entire game ☺️ then I got recorded talking crap about my coach in the locker room and got suspended for a game ⚾️💞 x.com/ptnetherton/st…