could you please do that thing. where you hold me

Friendly reminder: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, paid $1000 just to hug his wife.

Work #StarWarsTheRiseOfSkywalker

Kobe probably in heaven looking down at us like “You over there crying and you need to be in the gym putting in work”

A great use of your next hour: Double-check your voter registration and ask two friends to do the same.

I’m issuing a Safer at Home emergency order — ordering all residents of City of Los Angeles to stay inside their homes and immediately limit all nonessential movement. We’re taking this urgent action to limit the spread of COVID-19 and save lives. facebook.com/MayorOfLA/vide…

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Can’t believe LA is shutting down again. We did everything wrong and everything still went wrong

“I hope this email finds you well!” How the email found me:

Brit papers tomorrow.

This is a panel on abortion

let me explain something to y'all

Imagine being voted out of office by someone who was just kicked out of beetle juice the musical for vaping and jacking off her date

men dont take ladies to Chili’s… kings do

not gonna lie, everything seems pretty bad right now

The New Yorker, coming out of the bullpen with a zinger

.Donald J. Trump