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The weather is fine though. Kick the ball.

#NFLOpeningNightMemories

#NFLOpeningNightMemories

NFL season is upon us. I am ready to receive thousands upon thousands of angry messages from fans worldwide in response to my innocuous, half-joking comments. I could simply stop. There is almost no benefit. But stopping would make me a quitter.

“What if we just made football absolutely impossible for anybody to enjoy?”

I’m exclusively watching tackles pre-snap now because that’s what the NFL wants and I don’t see how the Chiefs’ tackles aren’t also lined up “in the backfield.”

Did not need the alligator story.

Mahomes to Juju after the drop:

Cris Collinsworth points out a missed false start on Chiefs tackle Jawaan Taylor but then apparently gets ZAPPED by Goodell as the broadcast goes completely silent for several seconds.

I love that they keep talking about how Lamar Jackson lost weight. Dude was so fat before.

Shawn Hochuli every 74 seconds:

Football is a game of inches. I just came up with that. Quote me if you ever use that phrase.

Oh by the way