Shits and giggles though. It gives me something to do. Can't just walk about in shorts all the time talking about cows.

Oh the irony of this one.......

Hey, those rumours about cousins are unfounded. Your name is like a poem.

Alanis Morrisette cut that line from her song.

Twice filled my Glastonbury bingo card. BBC ✓ Lefties ✓ Soap dodgers ✓ Better in the 90s ✓ Tax ✓ Fences ✓ Corporate ✓ Woke ✓ Wombles ✓

Not gullible. It makes you falafelfull.

I sometimes use my righty as well.

It's fucking great. People have a good time. Then I push my leftie agenda. Like a stealth leftie man. I don't. It's a music festival. Chill out. Those toilet doors are definitely noisy as shit though. Plus can everyone promise to stop talking at 1am? Cheers. #Glastonbury

Up having a quick look around. Just found the pint of Guinness from Matty Healy of The 1975 backstage. It was full. Drank it. #Glastonbury

That's almost the beginnings of a haiku. Let me try: They are not morons Malignant, narcissistic Same old border joke #Glastonbury2025

Wasn't this 2017? A lot has changed in 8 years. I remember when some people were still in good acting roles back then. #GlastonburyFestival

Yeah but it's a laugh, isn't it? #Glastonbury2025

Well.....it is and in many, many other ways, it's not. #GlastonburyFestival

Michael Eavis Happy to take the freebies off you back in the past though mate.

Good morning everyone....How are the heads? Looking forward to a nice, easy Sunday with no issues and little noise, cheers. Oh and to those coming at this account with nasty stuff, arrange this into a phrase: Tree Barking Wrong The Up #Glastonbury

If I quote your own quote then maybe do that again, will it tear a hole in the universe? Then we'd all be taken off air. Wow. Mind blowing. #Glastonbury

Enjoy the last night of #Glastonbury2025. If you're at home or there, have a blast. At the end of the day we're people. People are pricks. We have this wonderful world and we take a massive dump on it and each other. *Insert funny comment here*

Emily can do it. She's had enough out of me. #Glastonbury2025 #notataxdodge

Next Glastonbury is in 2027. Let's see if it can keep trending until then. I reckon this will last longer than I will to be honest.

Lost property at Glastonbury this year consisted, amongst other things, of 354 keys, 154 pairs of glasses, 6 false legs and loads of people's dignity on X.