[sister christian voice] Voterin’

Fine I guess I'll get on the goddamn lifeboat

I think we should have an entire election of Law & Order characters vs. members of the 1981 Dodgers

Just got this campaign text.

🚨 ATTN: Cobb County, Georgia, voters: The Georgia Supreme Court has denied relief for Cobb County voters who requested absentee ballots on time but did not receive them on time because the county failed to mail them promptly. Cobb County voters affected by the County’s late

It'll be summer in Dallas before you realize

Just turned on the South Carolina game and I am immediately unsure of what to do with all these guards. This has got to be the first Gamecock team made up of normal-sized people in 10 years

if the nyt workers are able to successfully prevent the needle from being published it will be one of the greatest achievements for organized labor since the invention of the weekend

The number of keyboard warriors who flood FanGraphs comments with "I'd hate for my team to pay for Soto" just baffles me. Do they all think they're going to get hired by the Rays front office for their brilliant understanding that great players sign big contracts?

There probably should be some token consequences for shoving someone in the workplace, no matter how morally justified that shove may have been.

Keys to the game: Baseball

Curing my ballot

I just filed a lawsuit to extend voting hours by one hour to 9:00 p.m. in Burlington County, and to make paper ballots available to voters in that county. We will continue to fight to ensure that all voters can participate in this election.

Looks like Kamala Harris will not win the south end of Dearborn, an area 90+% Muslim that Biden won with 88% of the vote 4 years ago.

Why can't we have an interesting MVP race? Is it sabermetrics, or is it Shohei Ohtani?

Look, I'll take an assignment on the Friday afternoon before Christmas, but there's going to be a price: I'm nesting a semicolon inside a pair of em dashes and you can't stop me.