I don’t have any clean shirts that match my cheetah print pants and I don’t have time to do laundry before I leave. This isn’t even First World Problems, this is like Democracy Dilemmas. 🤔🧐

When your friends are fighting in front of you and you live for the drama. #MeAF #PrinceOfPetty

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My new single Crystal Tokyo is available now. There will be a 6 minute extended version on my EP but for now, the 7” version. Also you can download the track for free from Soundcloud. 😇😇😇 #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/barbi_crash/cr…

I have the perfect solution to abortion for all the men out there that don’t support it: cut your dicks off. Problem solved.

“I came into this world like a puzzled panther waiting to be caged. But something stood in the way. I was never quite tamed.” - Darby Crash

I just saw a White dad and his 3 teenage sons moving, Uhaul and everything, into a rundown house in my otherwise upscale neighborhood and it seriously looked like the beginning of a Goosebumps episode. 😂

I have never been a warm, sugary or mushy type of person and I never will be. But to all of my friends who know that the brash, obnoxious and sometimes rude things I say are always wrapped in love and concern: thank you, I fux with you.

Life is just one big popularity contest, and I’m winning. 😇😏😋💪🏾😂

Goldfish crackers + Baywatch = living my best life.

Why do strangers on the Internet try and pick fights with me? It never goes well for them. I was merely commenting on a video of Oprah giving a graduation speech where she was telling the graduates not to surround... facebook.com/775981826/post…

You know it’s serious when a raccoon 🦝 isn’t taking any chances. #COVIDIOTS #coronavirus

Um, this slaps

Can we please go back to when our biggest problem was whether Carole Baskin killed her husband or not?

Me walking into Twitter this morning and seeing that Black people cancelled #Trina

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🌴MICHAEL ANGELAUX🌴 💎 “ C R Y S T A L E Y E S ”💎 August 29, 2022 (Link in bio to presave on Spotify/Apple) #Synthpop #NewWave #Synthwave #NewSingle #MichaelAngelaux #Aesthetic #Vaporwave #Retro #LiminalSpace

Your crystal eyes don’t see too much… 🔮 #Synthpop #Synthwave #Retro #NewMusic #MichaelAngelaux #CrystalEyes #Vaporwave #Aesthetic #Synth #80s 🌴 LINK IN BIO 🌴

My new single will be out soon, gotta keep the 80’s energy going!!! 🌴🌴🌴🌴 #80s #Synthwave #Retro #NewMusic #MichaelAngelaux