A whole year of waiting for the right moment. Glorious.

i can’t believe he deleted this

MAGA?? nah. PA GA

the sun at 3:48pm x.com/findurmeme/sta…

when men say “females” it drives me insane

coffee prices are out of control

Did Dave Portnoy become an infectious diseases expert during quarantine? No? Then he should probably shut up.

Eugene Goodman. The man who saved the Senate.

Second hand embarrassment is worse than normal embarrassment

“gender is what’s between your legs” ok my pronouns are gorilla/grip

oh capitalism is bad? then explain this

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

Being vaccinated

"I'm gonna treat myself" -- me (who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything)

coolest pic i’ve seen in awhile

why do sexy people (me) have to suffer so much

i’m culturally catholic which means i feel guilty all the time and love stained glass windows & weird lil statues

posting a selfie on your story with the heart eyes meter is actually insane

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

Credit score should go up if you are buying cool things