I cannot tell you how ecstatic I am Senator Joe Manchin is finally exposed as a butt-nugget. He had an ax to grind with Biden, saw his hopes as a Democratic POTUS candidate fade, and threw a fit. When his third-party try flopped, he returned believing we all want to huff his farts.

They are going to pivot the "Harris doesn't have bio kids" talking point into "proof" she's not biologically female.

Vance is cooked. Since he was named, I thought he'd get dumped, but it's gonna so much sooner.

It's already pissing me off that after the debate, we're going to hear, "Trump was so reserved. In the entire 90 minutes, he never once called Harris a ******. But Harris, she struggled to explain her evolved policy on fracking in the 90 seconds she was allowed. *tisk tisk*"

In case I ever need to burn this account, I'm also here: bsky.app/profile/michae…

The best thing The Onion could do with Infowars is to turn it into an actual, legitimate news site.

It should come out of their pensions. That’ll get the good ones to root out the bad ones inside six months.

Want so bad.

That fucking cunt waited until after the US election to do this, knowing the ongoing war would help Trump and hurt Harris.

Trump won. That's the change. Biden believed he or Harris would win, shielding Hunter until January 20, 2029. By then, Trump would have aged-out of running in 2028, and his pack of dogs would have moved onto other red meat. But here we are, so Biden is protecting his son.

Fake leather shoes and knockoff gold rings must be the tastiest flavors of all.

Since they now have the suspected shooter, things are about to get interesting. The biggest puzzle piece, for me anyway: how did he know the schedule of the CEO? Hacked calendar / email or someone fed him info, I'm thinking.

And when you try to clarify you hear, “I don’t want excuses.” No, I’m explaining, not making an excuse.

Sometimes I have to remember neurotypical people hear honest answers as rudeness. Especially when they're already prickly and looking for a fight.

All I'm gonna say about Trump's switch on H-1B visas is that someone called in a marker.

"Hmm, maybe I should wear a third hoodie? Nah."

Remember when everyone was trying to gaslight us into believing Laura Ingraham didn't do the salute?

Fuck this pearl-clutching bullshit. Biden, before all else, is a devout family man. As such, he chose to stain his political legacy to protect said family from a would-be dictator who will spend the next four years using the DOJ as a laser-guided weapon against them.