We were warned about the danger of dating sites by the prescient Sir Michael

A chilling glimpse of the future at tonight's closing ceremony. Antarctica has melted and an evil giant dominates the Olympics, using his enormous gold medal to block the Mediterranean. Ship captains bump their heads daily on the walkways that connect the continents :(

3 Changes I'd Make to Improve Google Search 1. Nobody uses the “I'm Feeling Lucky” button so replace it with a second “Google Search” button 2. Remove the now redundant first “Google Search” button 3. Add a fun new button beside the Google Search button named “I'm Feeling Lucky”

Everyone's been asking for my predictions for the new Premier League season so here goes! Hope I don't end up looking foolish at the end of the season 🙈

As probably the finest writer of my generation, I'm always eager to offer tips to up-and-coming young writers on how to succeed in the biz. Today's lesson is on how to write a great screenplay for a rom-com 👍

Essential advice for all aspiring writers.

Day 2 of my writing tips. As the greatest writer of my generation, I love helping young up-and-coming writers how to succeed in the biz. Today's lesson is all about how to write a great murder mystery 👍

An urgent open letter to NASA. Please choose someone else 🙏

LONDON!! I'm coming to town for a show and to screen LEFT AT WALL! It'll be the only UK screening!! GRAB TIX NOW!! ronplacone.com/shows-1

A person I know has started a new business so be sure to check it out 👍

Tip for any footballers looking to avoid a transfer today: just find a good hiding spot and wait there until the deadline has passed. I always spend the day hiding behind the storage boxes in my parents' attic and no professional football club has ever managed to sign me 👍

How Andrew Tate tweets sound when you read them out loud

Hollywood is running out of ideas for good films so I have devised some excellent film concepts that the studio bigwigs can have

This is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen 🤣

i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. but alas, i have fucked things up more than you could’ve imagined

Am not being sponsored to say this but if you're interested in obtaining a product and/or service in exchange for a monetary fee, check out “Businesses”. I was recently seeking a product and/or service and I managed to procure it via a Business. I give a thumbs up to Businesses!

Have been working on this survey for two years and I've spoken with thousands of people. Today I am pleased to finally be able to reveal the results. Here are the reasons people decide to unfriend someone on social media:

My official statement regarding the recent controversy

There's nothing I love more than sitting in the sun and reading. Here are my standouts from summer 2024