Anyone have an HD screenshot of The Thing smiling after Sue delivered the baby?

How the fuck did I sleep for 17 hours straight???

Yeah dog I got no clue how to talk to women

the type of shit I'd do for my #wife

If I told a j*b application my sleep schedule it’d get scared

LONELY I AM SO LONELY I HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWN

who want me?

I feel bad we gotta keep lil bro behind a cage but the second he is free he will take a shit inside the house (he knows how to go outside but is just stupid )(he just like me frfr)

Why is YouTube like this LOL

SEN9 :((

might reinstall fortnite this goes SO HARD

nonchalant men are not for me i want mine to have a panic attack if we're not talking

I’ve been unmatched 4 times because: - I don’t like sushi - I didn’t buy her nudes - never has sex - don’t own a house I guess I need to gamble my life savings 4x to buy a house and fuck a Columbia hooker with a fat ass and maybe I can finally get a date!!!

Life falling apart again all good

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Saw a short that reminded me of how I failed a big science class presentation because I popped a boner LOL

Guardians 3 is his lowest??? Might be my favorite MCU movie of all time!!

Not having a j*b SUCKS

Took a long break since the launch of Wuthering Waves and lowkey this story is pretty good I was not familiar with your game Wuthering Waves