“we are pleased to inform you” emails 🕯

I will sniff that man like a line of coke.

And don’t forget to be a kind partner too.

Bible verse for the month, “You will succeed in whatever you choose to do, and light will shine on the road ahead of you” - Job 22:28

Lawyer 🫶🏽 Which I honestly do not know how I managed to do cause I’m truly truly just a girl 🌚🤣

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something, just a mild sense of relief that it’s done

25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything

I’m quiet as a mouse on people’s close friends, I don’t want them to come to their senses & remove me 😭

🥺💕

the natural scent of a man you love

sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to

if we together & your ex die & you cry.. it’s over

I act okay but deep down I also want to choose between R100 or a mystery gift😭

i use pads that go from stomach to my back i do not play

y’all ever wrestle with your man a little bit and get that horrible female epiphany that you probably couldn’t get away from an attacker if you put all your strength into it

what happened to babying your girl why tf yall be treating me like a soldier

The job market really said “fuck a bachelors.”