Why can't clothes be like 35 cents?

Me: Eats a snack while making a snack.

I just did the ice bucket thing. While I was fucking asleep

the bags under my eyes are designer

No matter how good of a person you are, you will never be good enough for someone who is "not ready" for you."

Daar verjaar elke dag 300 mense in die Spur.

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

"Joey Tribbiani: pic.x.com/l2CVajSU3z" Elandri van der Poel

If Micheal Jackson can manage to release an album with 8 new songs when he's dead then there's no reason you can't text back smh

"Dis maklik om te tik 'eks okay' terwyl die trane op die screen val." Dis so hartseer vir my as mense sulke goed sê. :r

Life is short but it's long.

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I put up my Christmas tree on Christmas Eve and take it down July 4th.

#hiluxinyourhands

#HiluxInYourHands

"Moer-my gesig" is Afrikaans for "a face you want to punch"