Walking back to the dugout after striking out gives off the same vibes as walking back after your turn bowling

Fan on the field?? Kyon Barnes that you bud?

Last night we got 10/15 first cousins on my mom’s side (+ spouses) and 10/20 of OUR kids together and it was so special to see everybody together 🥹 it doesn’t happen often bc we are spread out from east coast to west coast, but it’s so freaking cool when it does happen 🫶🏼

Twins

wait if microsoft teams is down how am i supposed to send funny memes to my coworkers???? this isn’t fair 😫

My body really made over a half gallon of milk every single day for 10+ months and I wondered why I was exhausted all the time during my pumping days 😵🤯 The human body is….mindblowing

It is Wednesday my dudes

Just totaled my car, were we not supposed to wear the glasses while driving?

Seeing all the enemies you made during the flight at baggage claim

How am I expecting a child the same month as Miss Gyp Gyp Rose 😭 what kind of parallel universe am I living in

Isabella Shey will complete our little family in December and we couldn’t be more excited! 💕🎀

Wait please tell me this isn’t real 🤯

White ppl b like I had a turkey apple cheddar sandwich for lunch

Omg I would have such a nervy tummy if I was running for president rn

Do you mean to tell me people are really paying their hard earned doll hairs to see gavin adcock? Y’all wild

let’s get this 4 day weekend started. cheers y’all

look at my mechanic y’all my car ain’t ever getting fixed

And for what?? Because he debates college kids and has completely mainstream views? I am so heartbroken and horrified.

Elon Musk No one should ever die over a political opinion. Absolutely gut wrenching.