This universe’s Goddard is apparently not as interested in scientific advancements as it is basic sexual urges.

<is like slamming my head against a wall.>

<actually,slamming head against a wall would probably be more productive.>

[Laskin lurches to one side suddenly, then collapses for a moment.]

[It gets back to its feet, adjusting to the new body for a moment.]

[It heads towards what Laskin remembers as the observation deck of the Selene.]

[Sentinel will wait there for them.]

....What, just happened?

... is anybody going to answer the transmission?

[yes good let’s ask the autistic scientist to be reassuring.]

<....definitely Daniil Dankovsky. Is good namesake.>

Hm. The Decima trails were halted here. Strange.

<the first Hilbert I see and he is posting pictures of ‘party cat’.>

No.

- NEW CHARACTER -

The Sunbrooks helpline is currently closed for the seasonal holiday, but will re-open bright and early on the 26th. We apologise for the inconvenience, but hope you are having a wonderful day.

<this better not be another jokester>

<oh no not another elderly person...>

Good morning! My name is Marcus, and I’ll be answering your queries regarding Sunbrooks services and products today.

Fuck you twitter Marcus