chules (dimwit) 🧀 Unc before the wardrobe change

twitter so trash now

idk why but spotify reminds me of androids

my students were telling me I needa flexx my jawline more 😂

pit vipers are so ugly

all of the boys in my class are home sick and it is soooooo quiet today 😂

I said hi to this homeless guy and he said hi back and I was like “i’m sorry I don’t have my wallet rn or else i’d give you some change” and he was like “no honestly the ‘hi’ was more than enough, it’s more than what most people say” 😭

honestly so embarrassed at the fact that i used to get in the front seat when I would take an uber

first day of winter break i’m able to sleep in and I wake up at 5:30 🙃

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

fuck fentanyl

can we finally admit toppers is overrated lol

mexikodro beats always put me in sum feels

I miss yall i need to use this app more

finally gonna cut my hair holy shit

my wife is smoking chicken and talking on the phone in polish all day

I wanna make contact with an indigenous tribe and give them porn n geek bars

that chainsmokers remix is getting NUKED mate wow 💀💀 please don’t remix my shit and think it’s cool to post to all DSPs🕊️