then explain how i'm married to the game

being strict is so fun…i said dont do that

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

Me working the door

Watching someone get jumped for an opinion you agree with.

No

this year felt like being awake during surgery

got bangs and im feeling like #thatbitch

Gavin Newsom: “Masked men. Jumping out of unmarked vehicles. People disappearing. No due process. No oversight. No accountability. People say I’m being hyperbolic. Bullshit. This is happening in America today.”

me after texting “the door is unlocked”

Man arrest this nigga we solved this crime 2 weeks ago

Wake up, America, or I fear we may not have elections in 2028.

quit my job today

me coming up with fake scenarios in my head so I can fall asleep

No

I just realized that even though I feel scared all the time I'm actually very brave.

Republicans can’t win on their policies, so they are trying to dodge accountability by rewriting the rules. These lawmakers are going out of their way to silence the will of the people and deliberately undermine our democracy.

getting a wax is wild 😭😂 like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing

bald men keep speaking to me, what about me gives that i like bald men?