Wasting a good outfit on the slight chance I meet my husband at the airport today

A man using a Twix as a pillow.

The feminine urge to hold and rock my cat like a baby

The CDC said puke & rally

My brain is broken cause ive been laughing at this since last night

AYE I thought this nigga eyeballs jus fell out lmfaoooo

The mystery meat breakfast sandwiches at the gas station>>

😭😭😭

*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights* Yo Whatsup beast

[ordering 4th drink from bartender] back again lol. sorry I’m like addicted to this stuff

chill with me at your own risk i don’t mind being quiet for 4 hours

every sunday night i feel like bella in her depression chair in new moon

when a weird guy is hot it’s rlly cool but when a hot guy is weird it’s seriously so scary