if fez or ashtray die i will stop watching

i sit at home all in my feels on friday nights because i have never had a group of best friends to go out with and i’m starting to feel like i never will. why is it so hard to be included with anyone?

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

Defending drunk driving is a new low for this app

i fully support Will Smith’s actions 💅🏻

LET. CUSTOMER. SERVICE. WORKERS. SMACK. ONE. PERSON. EVERY. YEAR. 👏🏽

Grammys happening this weekend??? If they want to top the Oscars, they need to have Kanye front row and Pete Davidson hosting

everyone dragging her for joking ab being pregnant is why she’s quitting music. y’all just do too damn much 🤦🏼‍♀️

I’m laughing so hard, this is Amber Heard’s face after Johnny’s attorneys played the clip of her saying “Tell the world Johnny that I, Johnny depp am a victim of domestic violence, and see if the jury, see how many people believe- or side with you”

of course u miss me i was the best u ever had

Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet

yik yak would put congress in a coma

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.