I’m ready for fall #hoodieweather

Whenever my 7 mo. old gets fussy, I sing the theme song from #NewGirl (substituting her name for Jess’s name) to which she smiles. Thanks zooey deschanel for that catchy, cry-stopping tune

Me: We’re gonna kill two birds with one stone. Marcus: You can’t do that! Birds are way faster! #7yearolds

Me, to those leaving a Marvel movie after the last scene: “What are you doing? It’s a #Marvel movie, people!!” #AntManandTheWasp #goseeit #likenow #stillprocessingtheendingscene

A baby who naps in the car owes her mama another nap #CarNapsDontCount #amiright

Overheard my 8 yr old saying this to his crying 8 mo. old sister: “Stop it, Neymar! I’m watching TV!” #thanksworldcup

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The Sabres kickoff the 2018 season against the defending North Carolina 2A State Champion Charlotte Latin Hawks. Southside Christian Football Jacob Najmabadi #SwordsUp #herewegoagain #FridayNightLights 7:30pm Sabre Stadium

Thanks to all of Sabre Nation who hit the road and made it to Lenoir-Rhyne University tonight for the Sabres 48-0 victory over the Hickory Hawks. Represented by sr capt’s for the game JR Schroeder Noah Mangum Lucas Raber, CSCS and Julius Thompson Jr.

Great win by the JV Sabres tonight on the road at Woodruff High School. JV Sabres 42 JV Wolverines 6 #SwordsUp Southside Christian Football SabreNation Official SGA

42 2AA schools began football practice on July 27th. #Blessed to be 1 of 4 still practicing this week. 🚨2AA UPPER STATE CHAMPIONSHIP🚨 ⚔SCS vs Abbeville HS 📅Friday 11/30 ⌚7:30pm 📍Sabre Stadium 💲$8.00 (per SCHSL) #SwordsUp #SabreNation 🍞Southside Christian Football SabreNation Official SGA

Feeding the baby & watching #TheOffice...just introducing her to the classics #bears #beets #battlestargalactica

“There was an idea…” Marvel Studios' "Avengers: #InfinityWar" in theaters May 4.

So... this came in the mail today. Can’t decide if I should stay home and read or attend my son’s Christmas concert #DecisionsDecisions #book3 #stormlight Brandon Sanderson

My 7 yr old said his first tattoo will say, “I love my dad and mom... but my dad even more”

Does this bring back fond memories, my dear students? x.com/hamillhimself/…

Southside Christian is looking for its first ever state title. greenvilleonline.com/story/sports/h…

This cold open alone is why #Brooklyn99 should be renewed. #RenewB99

"Don't forget to show love": In a superhero cape, he feeds the hungry and homeless in Birmingham, Alabama. And he's only 4. cnn.it/2GFiTBN