I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

yessssss with the ham and cheese on a roll!!! her hair was always so crazy

actually so concerning the amount of bike riders i see regularly with absolutely no helmet

i think about a bruise and get five more

havent played temple run in so long it offloaded 😔

starting to see the beginnings of the spider veins that will 100% define who i am as an old woman

her hairline is so crazy

thought of a joke mid dinner cooking and cant remember it now

is there like a law that wherever a target is a sephora must be on the same block????

gaga you’ve done it again

is she flirting with u or are u just into humiliation

the swampification of the US needs to be studied

waiting for the cvs employee to come unlock my deodorant

a podcast is just a planned out conversation

my resolution is to sign 50 NDA’s

really feeling the east side/Roosevelt isand divide rn

The concept of RuPaul being harder than a steel hammer under that table 😩

no one in the world more xenophobic than a server

preferring a steamer to an iron is a self harm indicator