i jumped out of my chair i thought she posted me

week 5 and today is the first day im actually working instead of spending 75% of my shift playing arena or shitty roguelikes i am a net positive to the company and society

yearly reminder that this happened to me when i was 9 except it wasnt a cute high school girl it was my uncle basheer

every time im like rhaasty boi is actually chill i should stop ragebaiting him u post 1 thing that reminds me why ur a ngr now all the trucels will show up to the next 🍇 rhaasty boi day (march 7th) because of your tweet

Reciting the events of Epstein's final act on his private island: “Soon they will arrest me, maybe even kill me.. The world will whisper my name and mourn me. But you shouldn't worry. My disciple is there, watching and waiting.” As he points at me (megasasuke) amidst the crowd.

i do this all the time no one calls the police if you're wearing a suit and look good

india is the BNWO’s 2nd strongest soldier…

my femoid friend: come to bed lets have sex me (an incel): wait let me just post on twitter this funny bbc edit i found on soybooru

when i was 20 i looked 14 now im 27 and finally look 20 girls around me only talk about wanting a serious relationship women in their mid twenties all had 9+ bum ex boyfriends who hit for free and think i will jester 8 months before i can even tho i mog them they are delusional

she hasnt replied in 2 weeks should i send another dick pic

I work 9-5 for a boutique international tax firm but on the side I run an organ harvesting company and today we began training 6 new interns who recently arrived from China ☻

what actually happens

u get this dm what do u do?