#DebateNight

If I can sweep and mop, pump, and shower while the babies nap that’s a W I don’t even care about eating

Making my man go out of his way to make me a s’more only to take one bite and not want anymore

I caaaan’t stop listening to joyride by Kesha she put poppers in that accordion

Up at 3 am cleaning the most diabolical poop like how is my 3 month old even capable of this ???

I’m so exhausted and the kids haven’t even come back from break until Monday 🥴

literally me

still thinking about that nightcall performance during the closing ceremonies

Am I the only one that thinks submitting your babies to a contest (baby of the year) where 100s of thousands of randoms are gonna see is weird? It’s weird no?

nonchalant men are not for me i want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking

This is how you handle a tear gas canister. Pour water around the canister. That’s to help seal the base of the traffic cone used to contain it. Then you douse it from the top and cover it. It’s extremely effective.

Me and my man on our way to Cancun this yr

Abortion is illegal in Texas. You are praising God for low income women in east Texas losing what was possibly their only access to pre-natal care and cancer screenings. E.V.I.L.

“Donald Trump Is A Felon. Correct me if I’m wrong, he can’t own a gun but he can start World War lll on his own.” RIP Ozzy 🤘

He spent his entire life disparaging immigrants, disrespecting women, and blaming black folks, only to get shot in one of the whitest places on earth.

Charlie Kirk refused to let George Floyd rest in peace meanwhile i’m supposed to mourn him? I will show him the same respect he showed George Floyd

“I was hoping we could blame this on immigrants, or at least a minority. Turns out it was one of us unfortunately”