I didn’t compare him to one. He IS one.

Dog shit, bin juice, other people's farts, putrid meat, warm piss... Cigarette smell isn't even in the top 5.

I personally think that Zelenskyy has got something on Keir Starmer with regards the three Ukrainian rent Boys. Every time they meet Starmer hands over cash. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to work it out.

Iran has blatantly violated the truce by firing 4 cruise missiles at the UAE! 3 intercepted over our waters, 1 crashed into the sea. So much for the ceasefire — Iran’s word means nothing. Pure aggression and state terrorism. The UAE will defend its sovereignty with full force.

Me on Thursday 😁

Unfortunate turn of phrase in that first sentence, Mastermind.

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So, let’s get this straight. The government of the United Kingdom has banned at least four people expected or confirmed to speak at Tommy Robinson’s rally on May 16th from entering the country. Eva Vlaardingerbroek of the Netherlands Ada Lluch of Spain Valentina Gomez of the

Whoever coined the nickname “Walter Titty” for Zack Polanski deserves a Pulitzer

I guess the one good thing about being banned from entering the United Kingdom is I have much less chances of being raped by a third-world migrant. Always look at the silver linings.

Polls open in about 50 minutes - and we're just starting to get the results from Tower Hamlets #election

Now this would be a fantastic idea wouldn't it? I wonder just how many of the people that cry Refugees welcome here will take in these men??

Reports of a low turnout at Tower Hamlets with just 734% of registered voters bothering to vote.

"The British people are sending us a message, we're listening, they want us to go further and faster, which is why we're rolling out breakfast clubs to workplaces, speeding up asylum approvals. and building more mosques than ever"

What the NewMarxists can’t understand is that many millions of us Brits LOVE our country. This land is our HOME. Our ROOTS run deep into it. For centuries, for millennia, our ancestors lived & died here. We are profoundly CONNECTED to this land. That’s real patriotism.

Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020 I suggest he watches this on loop “When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’” GLORIOUS 🔥

You've spoken, I've heard - I will continue in office to deliver even more immigration | Keir Starmer

So, apparently, €577 billion is missing and untraceable from the EU Coronavirus Recovery Fund. Thousands of recipients of the funds have not been identified. Brussels is the capital of CORRUPTION! 🤮 ❌🇪🇺❌

Before and after!

I'm laughing, why am I laughing?