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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Hitting someone you know in a car crash be like "hey didn't expect to run into you here"

"I'm gonna go to bed early today!", I determine excitedly as I stay up until 3 AM playing video games in pursuit of dopamine rushes and trying to minmax my daily inactivity-to-activity ratio

If we invent a new slur against insomniacs and they cry themselves to sleep, does that mean that's considered a treatment for insomnia?

Me getting home from school with only 15 minutes to settle down before work

I have "send a tweet from the shower" on my bucket list so here I am

In case you aren't good at Overwatch, don't worry, you can always move to Antarctica and be a top 500 player in your region

Emperor Palpatine is the Joe Biden of Star Wars