leaves have fallen into place and so will everything else

Someone said “maybe you don’t notice your progress because you keep raising your bar” and wow. A very fulfilling thought the more I ponder.

If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague

welcome to the struggle my italian brothers

Life is all about having coffee with your friends for five hours actually

I know this is fun but on a serious note, there is no such thing as a kids menu. Start your kids dining out EARLY. The learning of etiquette, table manners, expanding their palate, etc will keep them from being chicken tender avengers at 27.

Lost a 10yr relationship to show out for a guy you paid to go see and who doesn’t gaf about you? A lot of you bitches are an embarrassment.

Elon Musk is wrong. The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad. The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make.

People don't appreciate the slowness of life It's a good thing that time doesn't feel like it's passing us by quickly

— Paulo Coelho

“you’re so funny” thanks I watched 3 people die today

After a breakup 90% of apple features turn into ways for your phone to show you pictures of your ex

No amount of bad experiences will make me give up on love. If it breaks, we go again. Rinse and repeat until I get it right.

From Khaled Hosseini’s, A Thousand Splendid Suns

I can't wait until I get past whatever this stage is in my life rn.

Start with a girlfriend who loves you, she will tell you exactly what to buy.

Lol. Way too grown to be hiding vulnerability from anyone. I wear my heart on my sleeve. If you decide to take advantage of it, that’s on you.