i’m literally just a boy. what is your problem.

⠀ 𑣲⠀ ⠀‟⠀ ⠀A 𝑴OTHERFUCKIN’ 𝕲HOST .ᐟ.⠀ ⠀ꜜ⠀ ⠀៹

i look like that. and you’re being mean to me.

who are you and what did you do with my wife who is mean and hates me. 😕

tomorrow isn’t promised we need to flirt today

⠀ 𑣲⠀ ⠀‟⠀ ⠀A 𝑴OTHERFUCKIN’ 𝕲HOST .ᐟ.⠀ ⠀ꜜ⠀ ⠀៹

rage baiting him into falling in love with me

— ‍ ‍ ‍ᴬᴳᴱᴺᵀ ‍✝︎𝒆𝒙͜͡𝖆𝐬..

— ‍ ‍ ‍ᴬᴳᴱᴺᵀ ‍✝︎𝒆𝒙͜͡𝖆𝐬..

— ‍ ‍ ‍ᴬᴳᴱᴺᵀ ‍✝︎𝒆𝒙͜͡𝖆𝐬..

⠀ ⠀ 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 ⠀DON’T ⠀ 𝘊𝘖𝘖𝘓 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ MY ⠀ 𝓦AR⠀ MA͟C͟H͟I͟NE⠀ … ⠀

he’s right i HAVE been saying this.

i’ve done all i can as an ordinary man.

i was person enough for your MOM, idiot ! !

being in your general vicinity is psychologic torment enough, but i’m flattered.

does your boyfriend know you’re threatening to torture other guys?

woah, dude … not cool ! ! i’m happily taken and my wife is the only one allowed to beat the shit out of me. not interested !