i wish more nigerians would try to evolve beyond their upbringing

slow me i used to think oomf meant one online motherfucker

i’m not on french tweeter please 😭 i dont know why i keep seeing so many tweets in french and other foreign languages 😭😭 X releasee me 😭😭

If y’all wanna upload Truly Yourz tonight ain’t nobody gonna be mad lol 😭

I’m really tired of pressing “show translation”

FUCK DO YOU KNOW Rararara ’BOUT MY PASSION! FUCK DO YOU KNOW Rararara ‘BOUT MY PAIN! FUCK DO YOU KNOW Rararara ‘BOUT MY STRUGGLE! FUCK DO YOU KNOW Rararara ‘BOUT JERMAINE!

sk8 the infinity is so low key, that’s how i know you know ball

if a shima broke then it’s not calm shima, hustle shima

sometimes you just gotta let your phone die to feel something

no shawbeto carlos, tuchel is on crack

And I never gaf #pressthatdickonthisdiaper

Since I found out make up sex is better than regular sex all I do is start shit.

employee of the month

When I have a son this is exactly how I’ll introduce him

if we smoke together there’s going to be a point where i shut the hell up and you’ve just got to respect that.

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

that part of exam prep when u just give up and go on a walk outside to connect with the nature and act like you are gonna die soon