I didn't know Daniel Molloy was on Hinge

I still can't ever forgive Louis for cause after everything Claudia did for your hallucinating self, as soon as you found someone you can fck you drop the person who truly cared for you the most and who literally gained nothing from lying about it.

Liking oomfs tweet approximately 3s after posting 😔😔 not a stalker just chronically online I swear

I NEED this

What I imagine taking to 18 y/o me about our job would be like. 18 YOM: So, what do we do for a living? Me: We cockblock married people 3 times our age. 18: WHAT? Me: Yuuup 18: Why? Me: Cause their kids twice our age will fry our ass if they find out. 18: HUH? ME: YUUUP

TVL AND GOOD OMEN'S UPDATE IN ONE DAY?! I am so blessed

I just yelled out loud and the people in the car next to me heard it and looked over.