Baby Jane Doe during Robby’s big monologue in Peds:

Your order has arrived Me:

pitt tweet of the year 😭😭 this is up there with langdon is the pittfest shooter and al-hashimi is baby jane doe’s mom

Literally no one has missed F1 in this break.

Madina is 🅰️-ok!

Why’d they give him that chopped haircut in season 2….

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

10s across the board

A dream come true for Joshua Weru 🇰🇪 Coming from a rugby background, he will join fellow IPP alum, Uar Bernard 🇳🇬 on the Philadelphia Eagles, and will currently be the lone Kenyan in the NFL, paving the way for others 🙏 #FlyEaglesFly

Safaricom watching me buy airtel bundles via mpesa

santos babysitting baby jane doe while charting

I like how in Pediatrics protocol you have to state the dosage in hours rather than TDS, BD, QID. The same formulation should apply in adult dosing pia with clear times of taking the medications eg. At 6AM, at 2PM and at 8PM. Tell them to set an alarm on their phones for

When MJ died in 2009, NTV paused the 9pm news halfway to play his songs. I know this because I remember getting slapped for dancing in front of the tv and blocking everyone's view

*Voy a aprovechar y voy a repasar algunos temas camino a la facultad* Yo apenas subo al colectivo:

cuando me olvido de cancelar la suscripción gratis y me cobran

Hot take: In medical practice, we assume every woman that comes into the hospital sick is PREGNANT until proven otherwise.

Rounds za internal medicine inafika 1 pm na bado mmebakisha cube mzima ya 8 patients Wauz!