Joey wanted Rachel and Emma to live with him so much that he got rid of the COUCH to make room for a crib.

WAKE UP!!! IT'S UCF Football GAME DAYYYYY!!!

Me laughing at the people who thought we’d flop

I can’t believe Paul Rudd made Will Ferrel cut down that beautiful tree. Im pissed. #ShrinkNextDoor

I’M UNWELL 😭

At least we can all say we’re having a better Monday than Antonio Brown.

Does this mean I’m some kind of genius Wordle 245 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This shouldn’t bother me as much as it does, but potato chip commercials that show a ‘perfect’ open bag in which you barely reach in to grab a chip are such lies!! They aren’t fooling anyone, just reminding us how untrue this chip bag scenario is. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

Why is Spice World never just on TV

Did Leslie Knope produce this?

Not being able to afford the same home and other assets that our parents could is definitely the plight of millennials, but so is rewatching a beloved childhood film from the 90s and realizing it’s not the amazing masterpiece you thought it was and is just awful.

Marriage is basically just yelling across the house to each other ‘Come here, I want you to smell this’

Forever removing the far too many exclamation points I include in my emails. Wishing it was the norm to happily shout each of my sentences like I do in real life

As a real millennial, I will always listen and wholeheartedly agree with everything that Bill Nye the Science Guy says.

Yellowstone is the new CrossFit. Just a bunch of white parents constantly asking everyone if they’ve seen it

Let’s take a minute to appreciate ‘cappuccino’ in Welsh.

Is it really thanksgiving if your older relatives don’t ask you if you watch Yellowstone?

Why isn’t it easier to eat chips and salsa at your desk and work at the same time

the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day

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