me after a spray tan

The fly on Pence’s hair during the debate is just further proof that flies stick to shit.

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

Sometimes living in a liberal bubble like Seattle makes you forget Middle American is still behind on the times.

My favorite "word" Trump uses is "bigly" which Siri autocorrects to bigot. Irony. 😂

Moments before the Bowling Green Massacre. - RZ

@lawyerthoughts do these word salad speeches make me sound incompetent?

I may not have my shit together, but I've never scheduled a rally at the airport to cheer myself up.

When Betsey Devos is Secretary Of Education.

OK, OK. Here. Bye. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/her…

How about a travel ban between Washington DC and Mar-a-Lago?

Khloe Kardashian's fake ass makes her look like she needs to change her diaper.

How the hell do I keep getting added into these LuLaRoe Facebook groups without my consent? Fucking LuLaNo that shit is gross.

HOLY SHIT YES

*self tanning* *knocks on neighbors door* Hi yes can u finish my back

They always say "Don't Feed The Models" but that's the only way you can get these guys to work.

MORE SHITTY PICS OF THE ECLIPSE PLEASE!

This tweet is so childish, Roy Moore wants to date it. x.com/realDonaldTrum…