leeds mental health services are a joke

it's a toaster as a bathbomb kinda day today lads

December 24th, 9pm, Eastern Standard Time, from here on in I shoot without a script…. See if anything comes of it….

i feel like my life is a fantasy sometimes

i think my favourite part of shopping online is filtering to my size and it lists maternity clothes first

today i found out my nanny once bottled jimmy saville cos he tried to grope her and i just feel like my nanny and i would've been besties

yeah you might love eachother but do you have matching purple hair

ellyse touched my eyeball send help

ellyse just told me if the plane goes down im not gona survive cos i wont fit out the emergency window with my giant ass

i think i blacked out in york shambles today and spent all my money

my grandma told me i'd be a shit housewife and it's honestly the best compliment i've ever received

get you a dad that says he wishes you were aborted

just finished the most amazing book but it ended on a cliffhanger and i didn't realise it was part of a series but book two doesn't come out until october 💀

reunited with the wife tomorrow and i'm so excited, it feels like christmas eve when i was a kid

it's barbies dream house motherfucker

i cant believe i met jamie muscato tonight and heard the roxanne opt up in person 😅

it's embarrassing how desperate i am to wake ellyse up to come look at how pretty the moon is tonight

POV: You’re a Bohemian and this is your Roman Empire.

you said normal girls were boring but when you found out that I can identify seasons and episodes of criminal minds just by spencer's haircut you were gone by the morning