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Coke Zero > Zero Sugar Mt Dew

When Republicans send candidates to Congress, they're not sending their best...

is there any adrenalin working in IT? 🤨👩🏻‍💻🎀 it’s 2:30pm on a Friday & an entire Marriott’s wifi goes down, ya girl finds a tech in Cali + an engineer to restore the shit before 7pm. it ain’t a bad feeling to know i 👏 made 👏 it 👏 happen 👏 #breakfixprincess 🪄👩🏻‍💻👈🏻🧠

that’s a Capricorn - @Jules62311

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the traffic on Central ave between Hawthorne and the Plaza *ESP COMMONWEALTH* is annoying to say the least🙄

“it’s lovely to meet you!! thanks for creating a safe and inclusive space for everyone!” #whatstheproblem

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

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✨Everything but the bagel seasoning is just….everything✨☺️🧄🧅

me, bird watching with my binoculars during my workday, listening to Lil Baby. mood, binoculars up, “i’m still punk af.” …she says while watching birds 🥳

Sorry Aldi, but that ain’t a Bunny 😭😭😭

me: “man, i’m so glad we could find a local on-site engineer to go to this mall in Montana….who knew they had malls in Montana?! lmao anywayz…” some site in Key West: “oh you thought it was hard to find an engineer in Montana? bitch hold my beer…” me: “o shit.” 😱

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what is that face she’s making? is this a Halloween mask? please say that’s not her smile

protecting my peace is driving to the Target in Mint Hill rather than the Target at midtown because of the horrendous parking deck at midtown

A thief disguised as a trash bag was caught on camera stealing a package from a home in Sacramento abc13.com/porch-pirate-s…

oh the responses 🔥🫶🫡