escaped in the countryside with my favourite babes and did some early birthday celebration

birthday babe

i love having a round belly and curves more than ever now that everyone is getting so skinny - supply and demand baby: my gorgeous fat and i are now a scarce ressource and i might just (again) raise my prices accordingly 🦭

my holidays are coming to an end and i'm reminiscing about this perfect date that ended with such delicious food while i was in Paris

him: i'm sure the boys and the girls are all crazy about you me: well, you see, it might not show but i'm a bit of an introvert him: yeah... you dress like one! me: *bursts in laughter*

signing up for this life over and over again

waking up everyday wondering what flavour of fibromyalgia is going to kick my ass 🥹

yes daddy, make me feel secure

me on my way back from my last FMTY in Amsterdam 🫠

I was born in the right timeline bc I get to exist at the same time as lesbian pie eating contests 🥹

happy sunday 💙

The other night, I took my beautiful friend out for sushi for her birthday and showed up with a bouquet of flowers in hand. Watching her light up lit me up, which is why I’ll never understand men who don’t actually enjoy treating women. They’re really missing out on the best part

i would turn down the juiciest date to not miss boardgame wednesday

She wants to be on Tryst so bad

being an older woman's little play thing >>>>

you are on earth to risk your heart

Me acting nonchalant when I don't know anyone at the party

hottest man alive