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gn bros

I sentence you to 1000 years of deciphering 2-year-old code.

UI Strongly inspired by Alien Isolation #gamedevelopment

Take a shot every time he says "creative".

wisdom chokes you

fixed it

Do you have ADHD or are you just lazy and forgetful?

"Vibe Coding" is great because after 3 weeks you can have a game that seems like it was made at a weekend game jam, except it will also have a nasty low frame rate and lots of weird bugs! You can hook up payments to this not-really-game and then lie about how much it makes!

Started exploring different VS themes today God help me

John Carmack Ruby Ranger “Oh, you completely reproduced my game in an ai simulation? Keep up the good work, this is impressive.”

Working on Desktop Pals 2 #gamedev

real engineers program in google docs

All the people whining that Colossal Biosciences® didn't create dire wolves because they actually just spliced 10,000 year old dire wolf DNA with gray wolves should spend their time arguing that Jurassic Park did not, in fact, depict any dinosaurs.

He knows no good developers

Pretty sick if you ask me #Steam

You can make #StardewValley even better than it already is.