Tfw the well is dry and you don't have another Kick-Ass in you. We've all been there.

I read the Constitution and the entire federal legal code and it turns out that you don't actually have to talk to that guy

Thank goodness this is a real painting. The moment CSPAN3 starts using AI is the moment we've truly lost the plot.

Step one: pretend there is no Project 2029 and that nobody is going to implement any of these things while hiring its authors and conducting polls about it

A trillion dollars to research like this regularly and the shunning and ostracization of people who don't support it

Knowing he is incredibly weak on his own, Jones senses a large political movement and tries to join in a vain hope to protect himself. Like Delaware ratifying the Constitution first.

Highly-educated Democrats have very different priorities and policy preferences than Americans writ large. The mood in our circles/social media feeds is not a reliable guide to public opinion vox.com/politics/46625…

Focus on getting a prime minister who isn't terrible for more than two years. Then worry about getting rid of your figurehead.

Democratic judge: I once lived in the same state as the defendant, so I'm going to have to recuse myself. Republican judge: No, I will not recuse myself from my son's murder trial. Carry on.

We need more FDRs who forget for brief periods of time that they're rich

Those apartments are going to be free in a few years.

All we need to do is disagree with the president to keep him from doing extreme stuff? Why do we even have a Constitution??

I don't care if it was the tariff on Palau, whatever it is I'll take it

If y'all want furniture takes I know a guy who wrote a book about the domestic furniture industry (me)