It must be Opening Day of zucchini season. (BTW I think he got his limit)

It's science.

Navy-Notre Dame football game will not be played in 2020 due to scheduling constraints imposed by the Atlantic Coast Conference, multiple sources have told The Capital. capitalgazette.com/sports/navy/ac…

The Dems will invoke the 25th Amendment before groundhog day if Biden gets elected. They will eat their own to enact their agenda!!

Hands-free driving!!! 'Whoo Hoo!

Just using the resources available

Rep told me it had good flex. He was right.

10 months into the campaign and just got around to getting my first pic with the boss. now maybe my parents will believe im actually a campaign manager!

Hello. Oh yeah, she's here. It's for you.

Fun with chemistry

Early to bed, early to lid Keeps an unhealthy man stealthily hid

This one begs the question...how does one arrange squirrels? It's like herding cats...right?

Happy Birthday to the US Navy!

Yeah. Just save those witty comments for later.

"All of a sudden...I felt 10 feet tall and bulletproof!"

Just got a call from 410-259-5597. The digitized voice said "this is a test, stay home and stay safe, I repeat, stay home and stay safe" . Are the Dems trying to keep me from voting???