what if we fucked in the tomas train toddler bed with mattress

starting my period today is a homophobic bc my boyfriend doesn’t even have sperm to fertilize me. what i need a period for i know i ain’t pregnant

so photogenic <3

this is me and joe

she’s a 10 but she cant pronounce Worcestershire sauce

if you’re 25+ and you think the penis game is funny you’re probably ugly

yeah sex is cool but have you ever cleaned your apartment because you think you're going to have sex with someone but you go home alone and have a clean apartment and moisturised legs

shitting my brains out before my spray tan so i look skinny for my girl

currently owe my soul, first born child, left sock, 5 buds of weed, and my grandmas will to anthony for waking up early for me 🥹👐🏼

so who was gonna tell me that the smallest child off of life with derek lived in freddy?

oh i get it, the wine is $10000 because no one’s going to drink it

serving cunt with the new hair

me at any minor inconvenience

guys i’m about to make some cool pants 😎 and a matching sweater for my dog LOL

got my lashes done today now i feel like a sexy whore :)

this was a fever dream