Babe go suck your preeq today go suck another man preeq today today! You think say na tomorrow i wan talk? no bro today

And how did they get home? HOW DID THEY GET HOME

"Channels TV wins best TV station 11th time in a row".

Earlier today, I went to buy Chicken and chips 6k, I mistakenly sent 60k. Why are they telling me they can't refund the excess that I have to keep using it to get stuff from them till I exhaust it? My head first knock.

Both teams robbed Bayern in their 2nd CL win as well. History repeats itself.

In Nigeria, she'll have the bar exam certificate delivered to her house.

Everyone in the corporate setting has a better healthcare plan than doctors

The same country struggling to sponsor their own athletes to the Olympics.

I used to think that men were better cheaters! Till I experienced fast hand association of married women who cheat in Manchester. Men don’t come close🥺

Cos there has always been a mapped out plan. Nothing is coincidence. We just don’t see beyond our noses. Those of us who do, are called conspiracy theorists.

Mehdi Hassan really Destroyed Daniel Bwala’s Mental Health in the UK. Physically and Emotionally Bwala has not been the same since that Interview. 🥵😂😭

The only Strain of Hantavirus that can transmitted from one human to another happened on that cruise ship, and the passengers are based in different parts of the world, sounds like the outbreak was meant to happen after they left the ship.

Hot take: those twins would’ve hit the 20 goal mark if they played in this new format

They shutdown Ojota & the whole country when GEJ took fuel to 135 from 97 naira. I can’t believe Nigerians are calmly buying 1,400/litre fuel without any succor from the government. Wow, who would’ve thought??

Without fixing mass transit you’re just creating enmity between the state and individuals, empowering NURTW and creating an avenue for a brand new racket

That Ewa Agonyin lady wasn’t lying after all.

If we renew Ferran Torres, we cannot replace Lewy with a second striker profile who fails to dominate the box. In some ways, it makes more sense to offer Lewandowski a low cost renewal (provided he accepts), especially given the strikers were targeting.

I do not call for any public donation without making a personal donation. That goes without saying. Mr Bayo chose to be anonymous when he made his contribution. You have no idea how much he contributed. How much did you donate?

The army using Waspapping’s tweets to justify their kidnapping of Justice Crack was not on my 2026 bingo card 😭

🚨 JUST IN: There was ANOTHER heated discussion between Valverde and Tchouameni in the last hours, as they prepare for the match vs Barcelona on Sunday. It was described as very serious and the Uruguayan had to go to a hospital. MARCA #FCB 💥⚪️