Take me back to the days when the timeline was filled with Eddie dancing videos and strava stats from rachel and Murray Hill Guy Oh how far we’ve fallen! CC: Kips Bay Ken

In honor of Halloween I’d like to share my own version of the Hex Girls or the (h)E(x) Girls EMILY baja tay Also Eddie I love you

Sky Marchini Yeah, it’s called gun safety dumbass

*Shaggy from Scooby Doo voice* Like Scoob i think this strippers really into me

Houston Texas, I am inside you!

If you’re looking for an excuse to text an ex, send her a photo of your dog. Automatic. Still is. CC: Gerald Grimes Gerald R. Ford Murray Hill Guy

If you’re not getting shots up during the week how to you expect to be great on Friday night?

Paying for a streaming service just to have commercials every 5 minutes is ridiculous. Bring. Back. Cable.

Halloween is upon us.. What is in and what is out this year? CC: Roger Dorn J.D Vicodin Skywalker Mikael (Spooky) EMILY M Fireball shots and costumes are in according to Ernest!

Can someone tell me what the deal is with this guy? x.com/koreapistonsfa…

My culture isn’t their costume!

Halloween, the sluttiest holiday since last Halloween! As a devoted Catholic I know my future wife won’t be at the bars tonight which is exactly why I will be going out! CC: Mikael (Spooky) Roger Dorn J.D

I’m never drinking again CC: Mikael (Spooky) Roger Dorn J.D

Everyone’s gotta have two vices, mine are cracking hog and boozing!

Drinking again

You’d never know someone does Hyrox if they didn’t always tell you about it

Someone in his inner circle told me MHG is in fact unemployed (since June) and will soon be moving out of NYC. CC: Roger Dorn J.D Kips Bay Guy Jersey Shore Guy

After seeing the Maddie Kowalski video I’m locking in Gay son with my #1 overall pick!

Summer intern checking in to see if the Captain saw the news! Maddie Kowalski is cross country news #MaryKateCornett #Kowalski