If I volunteer to work a bank holiday, you can pretty much guarantee that the weather will be outstanding all day.

This morning a man walked past eating a full-size chocolate Swiss roll cake (completely unwrapped) like it was a Greggs sausage roll. Hero.

Until now I have had no desire to go to a bottomless brunch, but Fabric is launching their own drum and bass version with DJ Hype, Fabio & Grooverider and Optical...AND the dress code is "illegal rave."

Confirmed. Peter has been detained by Moscow Police and taken to Tverskaya Police Station. #RainbowRussians and #WorldCup2018 Pls RT support for Peter and call for Boris Johnson and the FCO to act now.

Since Saturday, over 150k of you have signed the petition calling for a #PeoplesVote on the final Brexit deal. Next stop is 200,000. Will you SHARE & help us get there? peoples-vote.uk/petition

'REVEALED: This many Brits can't go a day without their phone'. This is such an ill-timed PR survey OF COURSE THEY FUCKING CAN'T THEY ARE STUCK INSIDE THEIR HOUSES

WOW! We only bloody won! Many thanks to the judges of the Travel Media Awards - The Sun is this year's National Tabloid Newspaper Section! Well that's cheered us up no end!

Pretty shocked by the response from the Consell de Mallorca denying on the record comments from Mallorca’s tourism boss in The Sun yesterday. Lisa Minot has full notes and witnesses to the interview.

This is peak British queueing right here. An orderly line for the nonexistent bus today. #britishproblems

This Metro piece on the bad experiences of women of colour while travelling is shocking and very sad. tiny.cc/2acooy

If you’ve just entered a building without saying “bloody freezing out there”, you’ve done it wrong. Go out and do it again

Brits professing sadness at 13 monkeys killed at Woburn Safari Park might be interested to know that 3,569 monkeys were used in animal testing in the UK in 2016.

"There’s only three things you can be certain of in life: taxes, death and some randomer yelling ‘what about men?’ every time you talk about women’s issues." victimfocus.wordpress.com/2018/01/03/sto…

Never realised quite how much Toby Young looks like Phil Mitchell before.

"Our refuges are full. We can't afford to pull even one out of the equation. We need to know when the funding is coming." @ANorrisMP urges the government to protect domestic abuse refuges from closure in today's Sun on Sunday #SaveOurShelters

Cannot believe Atlanta Airport Atlanta Airport didn't get mention for best staff at the World Airport Awards - hands down the nicest border control/ cleaners/ security/ food servers I've ever encountered in an airport.

The Sun's poor travel writer Jacob Lewis flew the new #Qantas #Perth to #London non-stop 17-hour flight so you wouldn't have to. thesun.co.uk/travel/5894968…

Calling all PRs - March 27 is NOT an acceptable time to send an April Fool's press release. It is just really annoying. It is called an APRIL Fool's for a reason.

Exciting opportunity to join the health team The Sun - I'm hiring a new health and fitness reporter gorkanajobs.co.uk/job/78886/the-…

Yup, I actually get paid to dream up features about farts on planes and then write about it. thesun.co.uk/travel/6152010…