spotify wrapped isn’t fair to those who are forced to be on aux during work events

still haven’t found out who jelly roll is 🙏 god is good

goddamnit

kind of bored does anyone want me to munchausen by proxy them

I genuinely cried at this

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hey guys im working at the pyramid tonight if anyone wants to stop by

.Pitchfork count your days

Timothée Chalamet has such a familiar energy… he feels like a brother to me… who here agrees

TV episodes that take place during heat waves are painful to watch. who here agrees

375, 400 -- these are classic oven temperatures.

Beer that comes with a little piece of fruit. One of life’s simple pleasures.

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

Getting chased down a dark alley by an ant

Finally a decent ad

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it