This belong to anyone?

we also had a guy that would go around to the habitats and hose them down but now the hose guy and half our hose are missing

feel free to go to the bathroom directly on the dinosaurs. we are pretty sure they like that kind of thing

Please do not go swimming at the beaches surrounding the island. jaws is in the water right now and it’s very dangerous. stay within the safe park area with the giant and beastly dinosaurs

would it be funny for us to get a “zero days since last accident” sign? or is that like “disrespectful to the dead” haha

we need some more hot girls to come to the park. seeing a lot of uggos here rn and it’s hurting our brand

not sure if that’s a guest the T. rex is eating right now or if the goat we put in his enclosure for lunch was wearing a shirt and pants

any dinosaur who eats 20 guests will be put down. our thinking is that they most likely will have a change of heart by at least 19

we got rid of the siren that would go off every time someone was killed because it was just constant

Do you guys think it’s weird that there are a bunch of empty cages rn? They’re usually all full right ...??

The T-Rex is getting very close to doing the splits

we are going to kill a dinosaur for no reason today. thank you

if a member of your family dies here we will sue you

If you see HIM please alert us. He looks like a dinosaur but he is a modern times bird!!! and he is confusing the other dinosaurs

update: we made a seal team six to assasinate him, but now they’re just all french kissing each other??

if you think crazy bread from little caesers is crazy, wait until to you see a raptor eating a toddler while getting tased

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